Dark side of dating
” ― Beth Fantaskey, “If I were a vampire, I'd want to bite someone.We’ve all had them: dates that go terribly, hilariously awry. On the contrary, chivalry is an admission of women's superiority. This is the only form of servitude a Vladescu ever practices, and I perform it gladly for you. In spite ow what 'women's lib' teaches you, chivalry does not imply that women are powerless. I don't want Lucius thinking you're some sort of experienced young woman, ready for marriage.” ― Beth Fantaskey, “Princess. You sounded ecstatic.” ― Beth Fantaskey, “Must we vampires always resort to violence so quickly? I jammed the pitchfork in the general direction of his foot and ran like hell for the house, ignoring his yowl of pain.” ― Beth Fantaskey, “Lucius needs you. "Ugly" and "ill-crafted" seem to be part of the key criteria.” ― Beth Fantaskey, “Why?
You, in turn, are obligated to accept graciously.” ― Beth Fantaskey, “Where do you. " Frank challenged, puffing his chest, a little bolder now that he could breathe.
Some hold that real love between vampires is a myth. "He is not going to bite me," I interrupted, pointing a shaky finger at Lucius. I don't care what kind of 'betrothal ceremony' they had! It wasn't a suggestion.” ― Beth Fantaskey, “I almost wish that I could replace their hideous flok dolls, as a gesture of my gratitude.
He loves you--as you love him.” ― Beth Fantaskey, “But Lucius was staring at the beamed ceiling of the barn, pacing around, hands clasped behind his back, muttering to himself. I've brought you a book— a guide, so to speak—which will explain everything—" I stood up so fast my chair tipped over, smashing to the floor.
Armed with newfound confidence and a copy of Growing Up Undead: A Teen Vampire’s Guide to Dating, Health, and Emotions, Jessica makes a dramatic transition from average American teenager to glam European vampire princess.
But when a devious cheerleader sets her sights on Lucius, Jess finds herself fighting to win back her wayward prince, stop a global vampire war—and save Lucius’s soul from eternal destruction.