Worst online dating stories
After a series of messages, we exchanged phone numbers to begin texting. I looked him up on social media to see what he was about. I decided to plan to my comfort and suggested a lunch date. He owned a small construction business, fished and hunted. I returned to work and filled in my coworkers on the details of the date.
The problem had nothing to do with me wanting or not wanting to return the kiss, heck I had no time to decide that at all because it was so abrupt. So here I am standing next to my car expecting a hug and instead this dude is throwing a speedball kiss my way and when his lips land, they landed on the outside of my mouth.
I’m going to share with you my top 5 craziest online dating stories in sequential order. I spent a bunch of time making sure that my profile depicted the true me, or at least the me I thought I was.
When I finally made the plunge to start an online dating profile I was excited and nervous at the same time. There was one guy from the first set of inquirers that I found interesting. You hear all the horror stories and I had no idea what to expect or what the norm was, or where to even suggest going or when. We maintained an interesting flow of conversation for the duration of lunch and parted ways.
I found out quickly that among my circle of friends and coworkers, I was the girl with the fun and exciting online dating stories and everyone always loved to hear them, especially if they were horrendous.
If you run into an extremely awkward situation, at least know you will be left with a story to tell. Does this picture still look like the current ‘me’?